My Nudity in All its Forms

Two years ago, I mistook the apple for a peach:

1. Two cases of imported beers carried 6 flights
2. Glasses instead of contacts because I can’t be bothered
3. I make you climb 6 flights of stairs to drink imported beer
4. I make you have me
5. You have me
6. You buy breakfast
7. You say you had fun
8. I bite down hard
9. Say nothing

Written 2004